It’s pretty clear I have a case of Undiagnosed Moderate Adult Attention Disorder (UMAAD). UMAAD is characterized by the constant shifting of focus, making little to very tiny incremental progress on any given task. If you find yourself with multiple browsers open each consisting of 7-10 tabs consisting of things you might want to go back and look at someday, projects in progress, thoughts half written, and nothing ever finished, you may be suffering from UMAAD.

Textbooks simplify this into one line, “Lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what have yous, and uh..lot of strands to keep in my head man, a lot of strands in old Duder’s head.”